Idk what it is but this man I work with makes me uncomfortable. I just feel like he subtly pays too much attention to me, but idk maybe I’m just thinking too much of it.
what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful
no one man should have all that flour
Do not exaggerate my father’s limited vocabulary.
Do not comment on the words that are accented too strongly.
These are the sounds of my birth.
These are the lyrics of my childhood songs.
These are the words they taught me as they struggled to teach themselves.
To my ears filled with the voices of my immigrant family,
Filled with the ridicule of the children that mocked my accent,
Your “perfect English” means nothing to me.
by Linguistics (#643: September 3, 2014)
It makes me really angry when guys think just because they call me gorgeous I’ll do whatever they want. Fuck off, I already said no, calling me gorgeous wont change my mind.
You know what would be nice? If my lecturer actually used the microphone so I can actually here him in the lecture recording…
101: Every time and I mean EVERY TIME I go running I without a doubt get swooped by birds.
102: the little shit chawawa down the road got out and tried to start a fight with my dog so I had to pick him up and walk away until it finally gave up and left us alone. I’m now covered in scratches.
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
I feel like I got hit by a bus, someone make me tea come and look after me please.
Mum asked me to go pick up something from a family friend who I haven’t seen in about a year. It took me about 30 seconds to remember why I don’t like her.
"How’s uni going? When do you finish? That’s a long time… What do you study again? And what uni? Have you had any work experience? Yeah my daughter graduates next year and she’s been doing work experience since last semester blah blah blah".
Oh Arabs, always making it a competition between their children. FYI I win so bye.
UGH IM SO FUCKING ANGRY!